CoolFun, a simple human..
with a simple heart,
and a simple mind.
Basicially,
I just wanna be myself
I'm Who I Am!!
More & Everything @ new place,
www.foofangpu.com
Enjoyed the Art of Fun...
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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my backyard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!
So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time
someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
*"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."
Have FUN laughing~!!
Posted at 01:20 am by ahfun
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The 1st Affair:
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"
The 2nd Affair:
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"
The 3rd Affair:
A mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity."
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
"I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead?!?!"
The 4th Affair:
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."
The 5th Affair:
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied,
"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
The 6th Affair:
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."
Juz for Laugh.. Have FUN!
Posted at 11:33 pm by ahfun
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ANNONUCEMENT!!
I have officially moved to
www.foofangpu.com
I have reviewed and shifted most of my entreies to the new place.
Still, left some Laughters & Thoughts here to share.
I still dunno what to do with blogdrive.
Have Fun @ my new place!
Posted at 12:16 am by ahfun
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On my previous post, regard the surprise on 1st April.
Sorry to keep everyone waiting..
Ok..
here's the Good News..
the Surprise..
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YEAH!! Finally, it moving to a bigger place,
a place full of freedom..
and it's 'private estate'
It'll moved to www.foofangpu.com
as soon as the new place have renovated,
and ready to show everyone.
No worry!
It still as COOL as b4..
and more FUN than b4!
Meanwhile, I'm quite bz wif my
work, API, family, and the new place..
So Stay Tune! Returning real soon!
Posted at 01:52 am by ahfun
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Ok! To reveal some 'heaven's secret' to you 1st.
I'm planning for some surprises and gd news.
At least, to me is a gd news.. hehe
Be prepared for some surprises on 1st April 2007.
No Worry! It's not an April Fool joke.
But hopefully nothing goes wrong, so the surprise will be up!
Stay Tuned!
Posted at 10:02 pm by ahfun
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